They say that laughter is the best medicine. Laughing triggers endorphins which are feel good hormones. When one feels stressed, there’s nothing like a good laugh or two, to ease the tension. There’s a long list of benefits that laughing may bring about for physical health, mental health and general social engagement. As the year draws to a close, we felt it appropriate to share some funny, corny restaurant jokes.
Sometimes people are nervous during lunch or dinner and this causes an uncomfortable silence. Humour in this instance, can be used to break the ice or to start a conversation or simply just create some laughter but be mindful as we don’t want you choking at the table from laughter!
Below are food/restaurant related jokes/puns which may be considered funny or corny, either way, we hope that it will trigger some laughter or smiles at the very least.
Q: Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
A: Because he was on a roll.
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho Cheese!
Q: Why don’t eggs tell jokes?
A: They’d crack each other up!
Q: Did you hear the one about the greedy peanut butter?
A: I’m not telling you. You might spread it.
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!
Man asks waitress, ” Pardon me miss may I ask you about the menu please?” Waitress, “It’s none of your business about the men I please!”
Every morning I think I’m going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
I stopped by a restaurant for dinner. The manager said “Sorry we are at capacity, do you mind waiting?”.
I said “Sure. No problem.”. Then he hands me two trays and said “Great! Can you take these pizzas to table 4?”.
My girlfriend left me today because I quit taking her to seafood restaurants. Turns out she was only with me because of my mussels.
We believe meal times should be enjoyed when shared with good company, it isn’t just about the food but also about conversation and sometimes, it’s good to have a laugh or two as laughter is healing in so many ways. We have created the perfect ambience that is welcoming to couples, groups, family or business meetings.
Whether you choose to dine at our restaurant or chill by the pool area, we strongly recommend you laugh a little, life’s too short to be serious all the time. On that note, cheers to the festive season from all of us to all of you.
If you haven’t already made plans for Christmas, check out our Christmas lunch menu by clicking here and join and celebrate the festivities with us.